that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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