I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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