Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
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found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
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I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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