I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
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I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
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I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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