At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I'm determined to sit on that face.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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