You surviving the open bar?
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she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
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There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
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Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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