White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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