no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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