And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Randomize
