Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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