is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
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i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
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He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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