he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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