O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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