I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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