i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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