she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
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his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
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Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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