question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
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I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
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Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues