i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
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You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
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Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...