she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
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you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
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Drunk. I slept-stripped.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought