It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
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Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
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I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.