That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags