Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.