I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
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Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
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Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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