the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
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Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
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I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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