Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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