I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
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You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
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Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
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