is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
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Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
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I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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