Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
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