When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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