the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
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I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
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I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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