So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
it glows. i had to have it.
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I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
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We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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