The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
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found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
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You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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