just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
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Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
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Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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