as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
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That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
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If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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