I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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