I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
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I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
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After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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