he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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