so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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