The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
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he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
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Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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