OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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