I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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