bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
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told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
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tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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