we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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