I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
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I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
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we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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