i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
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If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
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The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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