I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
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I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
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I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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