I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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