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1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
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