He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Houston, we have a squirter
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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