she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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