are you still at the devil's house?
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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