Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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