so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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