dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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