What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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