Sponge bath it is.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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