So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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