Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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