porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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