I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
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