your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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